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TRANSCRIBED AUDIO LOG 0007
UP, YOU STUPID DODO! GO. UP! I KNOW! For God’s sake, I KNOW! Shut up! SHUT UP! GOOD! BLOODY GOOD! I DIDN’T WANT THE SODDING LANDING GEAR, ANYWAY! Turn the oxygen off, too–WHERE’S THAT POXY FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!
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I didn’t wanna record this but the insurance company made me. If anything happens to the Sandpiper and I’ve not been heard from in twenty standard days, this message will be released along with my last recorded log and my helmet’s video feed. My credits and possessions will pass to my next of kin, Claire Goode. If she’s unable to accept them for whatever reason, then they’ll pass to my brother, Jack Oldborne. So on and that, you know the drill. Just don’t donate my stuff to any sort of [UNACCEPTABLE LANGUAGE REMOVED] penguin charity. I don’t trust anything born in a suit.
Hopefully I’m not dead…but, ya know…Might be.
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