COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0009 – GREEDY BASTARDS

COMMANDER’S LOG 3302 SYSTEM: SPACE ENTRY: 0009 Bugger ‘em. All of ‘em. Bunch of greedy bastards. I’ve been dead the whole of five minutes and they’re already fighting over my stuff. I ain’t even dead and they’re still picking over Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0008 – THE MARTIAN

––––**CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED**––– SANDPIPER LOGIN: CMD OLDBORNE PASSWORD: ******** Welcome Back, Commander. SYNCING ENTRIES… COMMANDER’S LOG //–COMPLIED ENTRIES–\\ */–ENTRIES UPLOADED FROM SAND-SKIPPER–\* TRANSCRIBED AUDIO LOG 0008 /–ENTRY ONE–\ [COUGHING] That wasn’t fun. Can tick crash landing off the bucket list, Jesus… Read Now …

Hugh Howey’s ‘Sand’, A Review – Or: ‘Sand really goes get everywhere’

  Rumour has it Eskimos have fifty different words for snow. Well, they ain’t got spit on Hugh Howey and his encyclopedia of sand. Have you ever been to the beach? Have you ever built a sand castle? Have you Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0007 – BLACK BOX

SANDPIPER * EMERGENCY BROADCAST * BLACK BOX SALVAGE TRANSCRIBED AUDIO LOG 0007 UP, YOU STUPID DODO! GO. UP! I KNOW! For God’s sake, I KNOW! Shut up! SHUT UP! GOOD! BLOODY GOOD! I DIDN’T WANT THE SODDING LANDING GEAR, ANYWAY! Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0006 – HOME

COMMANDER’S LOG SUNDAY 10-04-3302 SYSTEM: RR Caeli ENTRY: 0006 I broke five mil. I did what Bart never could: I made good on my word. The Conroy 4s are gonna get their bloody money and I’m gonna stop waking up Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0005 – BRAATEN

COMMANDER’S LOG SUNDAY 03-04-3302 SYSTEM: RR Caeli ENTRY: 0005 As close calls go that was up there with the time Bart almost found my supply of less-than-twelve-year-old-boy-appropriate tablet subscriptions. Much like that time, though, I’m sleeping well tonight. It’d been Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0004

COMMANDER’S LOG TUESDAY 29-03-3302 SYSTEM: RR Caeli ENTRY: 0004 They ruined her! Couldn’t be helped–bullcrap! That fight with Stu did more damage than I thought, and those grease-monkeys took too many liberties repairing the Sandpiper. I’m gonna slap the next Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0003 – Stu

COMMANDER’S LOG SATURDAY 12-03-3302 SYSTEM: DUAMTA ENTRY: 0003 Well I messed that up. Looks like it’s another night of engine-heated beans. Took a job from old reliable, the Duamta Gold Creative, only I went and pissed the whole thing up. Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0002

COMMANDER’S LOG TUESDAY 08-03-3302 SYSTEM: DUAMTA ENTRY: 0002 Bart Oldborne’s in my future, but right now I’ve got to pay off his debt. He owes five million to a syndicate on Duamta 4 who go by the Conroy 4s. Bunch’a weirdos. Read Now …