COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0008 – THE MARTIAN

––––**CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED**––– SANDPIPER LOGIN: CMD OLDBORNE PASSWORD: ******** Welcome Back, Commander. SYNCING ENTRIES… COMMANDER’S LOG //–COMPLIED ENTRIES–\\ */–ENTRIES UPLOADED FROM SAND-SKIPPER–\* TRANSCRIBED AUDIO LOG 0008 /–ENTRY ONE–\ [COUGHING] That wasn’t fun. Can tick crash landing off the bucket list, Jesus… Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0007 – BLACK BOX

SANDPIPER * EMERGENCY BROADCAST * BLACK BOX SALVAGE TRANSCRIBED AUDIO LOG 0007 UP, YOU STUPID DODO! GO. UP! I KNOW! For God’s sake, I KNOW! Shut up! SHUT UP! GOOD! BLOODY GOOD! I DIDN’T WANT THE SODDING LANDING GEAR, ANYWAY! Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0006 – HOME

COMMANDER’S LOG SUNDAY 10-04-3302 SYSTEM: RR Caeli ENTRY: 0006 I broke five mil. I did what Bart never could: I made good on my word. The Conroy 4s are gonna get their bloody money and I’m gonna stop waking up Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0005 – BRAATEN

COMMANDER’S LOG SUNDAY 03-04-3302 SYSTEM: RR Caeli ENTRY: 0005 As close calls go that was up there with the time Bart almost found my supply of less-than-twelve-year-old-boy-appropriate tablet subscriptions. Much like that time, though, I’m sleeping well tonight. It’d been Read Now …

COMMANDER GIL OLDBORNE: 0004

COMMANDER’S LOG TUESDAY 29-03-3302 SYSTEM: RR Caeli ENTRY: 0004 They ruined her! Couldn’t be helped–bullcrap! That fight with Stu did more damage than I thought, and those grease-monkeys took too many liberties repairing the Sandpiper. I’m gonna slap the next Read Now …

Ernest Cline’s ‘Ready Player One’, A Review – Or: ‘I wish I knew more about 80’s pop culture’

  Born too early to explore the universe, born too late to understand eighty percent of the references from Ernest Cline’s teenage years. That opener might make it seem like I didn’t enjoy Ready Player One, but that couldn’t be Read Now …